Cows Saved From the Altar of Climate Change

Let me tell you the story of a classic Whitehall farce, a tale of how the government came within a whisker of advocating bovine genocide.
It all began when officials at the Department of Health decided to part-fund a piece of independent research looking at how health professionals could help combat the effects of climate change.
The boffins came up with a rather courageous idea. Why not kill 30% of Britain's cows and sheep?
Not only would this help save the environment; it would also make us healthier.
The theory goes like this: if you have less ruminant livestock, you emit less climate-damaging methane into the atmosphere.
You also have less meat to eat, which means less saturated fat in our diets and thus less heart disease.
Policy on the hoof?
Officials liked the wheeze so much they decided Health Secretary Andy Burnham should give a speech at the launch of the report by the Lancet medical journal.
There Mr Burnham congratulated the Lancet on its "timely report".
The Department of Health put out a handy press release summarising the report's conclusions.
It even rang up the Department of Energy and Climate Change and got it involved.
A useful quote from Climate Change Secretary Ed Miliband was included on the press release.

Andy Burnham was forced to assert his carnivorous credentials
Not to be outdone, a quote from international development minister Mike Foster was produced. All agreed that health and climate change could be two sides of the same coin.
There was only one problem: no one had bothered to tell the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (Defra) and, as its name suggests, it is in charge of cows.
Defra officials gently pointed out that perhaps the "kill-a-cow, save-the-world" policy might have a few flaws.
First, the farming community would be a tad unhappy. And sure enough the National Farmers' Union was apoplectic, raging at the "ill-informed and simplistic report", condemning ministers for their "poor judgement".
Second, cutting livestock in this country will not mean people eat less meat.
We will just import more from places like Brazil and Argentina, who will cut down more rainforest to satisfy this lucrative extra demand from Europe.
Third, how exactly was the government going to go about culling 30% of Britain's ruminant livestock?
Not surprisingly the media began asking questions. Was Andy Burnham really advocating killing cows?
For the Conservatives, shadow environment secretary Nick Herbert said that "careless demands like this don't just undermine farming, they erode public support for action on climate change".
Moo-ving on
As the penny slowly dropped, the screech of brakes could heard across Whitehall.
The Department of Health press office rang to make clear that Mr Burnham was not endorsing the Lancet report.
Nothing he had said could be read as endorsing it. It was not government policy to cut Britain's livestock.
Other officials rang to emphasise that Mr Burnham was a meat-eater and not a vegetarian.
Perhaps, it was suggested, the press office had mistakenly elided the two events. The climate change department rang to make the same points.
In the meantime, Defra acted to calm worried farmers.
A senior official sent out an email telling them not to worry about the Lancet report: "This, as we know, rather over-simplifies a complex issue and I don't think that Andy Burnham has actually said anything that supports the headline that govt supports a 30% reduction in farm animals."
So, at the end of the day, there was no story. The government did not take on the farmers.
Another report gathered dust on Whitehall's shelves. No cows died on the altar of climate change.

Police issue 4x4 thefts warning

BBC News - Police issue 4x4 thefts warning: "An increase in the theft of Land Rovers and 4x4 vehicles in south Wiltshire has prompted police to issue a warning to people living in remote locations.
Police said in many cases the vehicles had been left unlocked or the keys left inside.
A Wiltshire police spokeswoman said they believed 4x4s were especially popular with thieves.
'Their size allow bigger items to be carried and they can negotiate more difficult terrain,' she added."

Anything is Possible

Anything is possible - 19 Nov
19 Nov 2009 09:00 - 14:00
Bowood Golf Club, Bowood, Derryhill, Calne, SN11 9PQ
As part of Business Link's Global Entrepreneurship Week activities, this event aims to bring together businesses based in rural Wiltshire. Network with and learn from fellow delegates and be inspired by our key note speaker, Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones. Wilfred will take you through his experiences, from being a director/producer at the BBC, to launching one of the most successful food brands of recent times in the UK. He will demonstrate his 'anything is possible attitude to everything he approaches. You will then have the opportunity to attend our seminars, looking at the power of 'word of mouth' marketing and the secrets of successful networking. For further information or to make a booking, please call The Events Team on 0845 0707 747 or email events@businesslinksw.co.uk

CLA calls for Rural Broadband

ISP 'should have legal obligation on rural broadband'

Charles Trotman, Head of Rural Business Development at the Country Land and Business Association, said the money from the “broadband tax” will not be insufficient to upgrade the old copper network to fibre optic so that higher speeds can be reached even in rural areas.
Broadband speeds of 2Mbps or more allow people to download video and music content more easily and run programmes like the BBC iPlayer.
"What is required is a legal obligation on the part of broadband service providers to ensure that everyone has access to a minimum broadband speed of 2Mbps," he said. "If the telecoms industry is feeling the financial pinch, why can’t the Government put in place a public-private partnership where the funds needed for new infrastructure are made available through a loans guarantee?"